01 · THE LOOK
Honest 8-bit, expensive taste
Visible pixels, hard edges, no anti-aliasing, one shared palette. The restraint of a print magazine, the charm of a sprite.
$ A NEW COLLECTION · 10,000 PIXEL PROFESSIONALS
Good suits.
Sharp calls.
Serious capital.
The Tradors are 10,000 pixel professionals of the New York floor — leverage for breakfast, positions past midnight, reputations printed on the tape. Hand-placed pixels, hard edges, one palette. Minted once. Never off the clock.
FIXED SUPPLY · NO WHITEPAPER · THE TAPE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
TODAY'S DESK, LEFT TO RIGHT
02 · THE PEOPLE
Partners, interns, chairmen
Finance archetypes with jobs and reputations — cigars, crooked collars, corner offices, terminal tans. People, never mascots.
03 · THE MINT
10,000, then the gate closes
0.001 ETH, max 10 per wallet, fixed supply forever. The only roadmap is the opening bell.
■ EARLY SPECIMENS — FIRST ONES ON THE FLOOR
Meet the Tradors
EVERY TRADOR IS DRAWN BY CODE — HARD PIXELS, ONE PALETTE
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NO. 001
▲ 12.4%
Margin Mike
Long everything. Twice.
THE DESK6:00 AM
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NO. 002
▲ 8.1%
Sal Two-Phones
Cigar survived three cycles. So did he.
THE DESKYEAR-ROUND
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NO. 003
▼ 2.3%
The First-Year
Nervous on every timezone at once.
ORIENTATIONOVERNIGHT
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NO. 004
▲ 19.6%
Espresso Martina
Closes before the coffee cools.
THE DESK6:00 AM
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NO. 005
▲ 4.4%
Prop Desk Rick
Visor tan from the terminal glow.
PROP DESKOPEN–CLOSE
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NO. 006
▲ 6.0%
Two-Screens Hugh
Diversified across monitors.
THE DESK24/7
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NO. 007
▼ 0.8%
Greta The Allocator
Allocates by gut, audits by spite.
THE BOOKQ4
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NO. 008
▲ 31.2%
The Chairman
Bow tie at the board meeting. Final word everywhere.
EMERITUSSINCE ’87
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NO. 009
▲ 7.7%
Vera The Syndicate
Knows what prints before it prints.
THE DESKEARNINGS SZN
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NO. 010
▲ 3.9%
Ledger Lou
The pen behind the ear is load-bearing.
BACK OFFICEYEAR-ROUND
9,992 MORE GENERATE AT MINT — SAME GRID, SAME PALETTE, NEW VICES.
THE MAIN EVENT
Minting happens at the window
The mint runs off-site — the button takes you straight there. Have the wallet ready and the suit pressed.
MINT NOW ↗OPENS IN A NEW TAB · SWAP IN THE REAL MINT URL BEFORE LAUNCH